With the Plug-In Turned On, I Can Do Whatever I Want in the Comics

Uh-huh, uh-huh, the fat nerd is calling someone else's beautiful girl wife again. Does she know that she is your wife? I'm not telling you, if you fantasize about being raped by a big truck every day and being transported into the second dimension, go ahead and save your two taels of pig head meat for drinking? What? You ask me if I have the opportunity to travel into the second dimension now, should I go? Are you talking nonsense? In reality, it's okay to call someone fat and nerdy, but who wouldn't want to rush into the second dimension and call a beautiful girl "wife"? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.