Siheyuan: Yi Zhonghai, I Hear You Want Someone to Support You in Your Old Age?

He Daqing was reborn with a "Heaven Rewards Diligence" System.

But he doesn't practice martial arts, cultivate immortality, or dabble in advanced technology.

He only wants to do one thing: sell Silly Zhu to Yi Zhonghai.

Yi Zhonghai: "I'll pay two thousand."

He Daqing: "Deal!"

From then on, Yi Zhonghai enjoyed a "happy" retirement:

Silly Zhu woke him up in the morning by driving him mad, Qin Huairu begged him for money at noon, Bang Geng stole from him in the afternoon, Jia Zhangshi cursed him for having no heirs at night, and he still had to clean up after Silly Zhu in the middle of the night.

When Silly Zhu got into a fight, he paid the damages. When Silly Zhu went on a blind date, he was the one humiliated. When Silly Zhu was paraded through the streets, he wrote the self-criticism. When Silly Zhu was castrated, he paid the medical bills. When Silly Zhu went crazy, he went crazy too.

Watching the progress of the retirement entry on his System panel, He Daqing smiled with satisfaction.

Ten years later, Yi Zhonghai knelt before He Daqing. "Please take Silly Zhu back."

With his beautiful young wife in his arms and a glass of red wine in hand, He Daqing replied calmly:

"All sales are final. Your retirement is my secret to wealth."

In a nutshell: You think you've found a bargain? Actually, you're the one getting fleeced. These days, the one who screws you over isn't necessarily your son. It might be your former father.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.