Siheyuan: Starting as a Level Seven Toolmaker, I Steal Qin Huairu Away

Steal the opportunities, take in disciples, beat up scumbags, and win by lounging around as a dual-income household. No suffering, and if it's not satisfying, you don't pay!

Yang Changge transmigrated into Love in the Courtyard and became the eunuch orphan mocked by the entire neighborhood?

Yang Changge laughed. A eunuch?

One Foundation-Building Pill, and tonight you'll learn what it means to go seven times in one night!

Qin Huairu is right here, sweet enough to squeeze juice from. Why should that useless Jia Dongxu get her?

If there's a chance to steal her away, then steal her away!

He Daqing wants to run off with White Widow? Sorry, the Disciple Recruitment System is activated. I'll take you as my disciple, then teach you Tan family cuisine with master-level cooking skills!

Yi Zhonghai wants to guilt-trip him?

"You old eunuch, what did you say?"

"Jia Zhangshi, why does your mouth stink so much? Did you eat at a buffet in the outhouse?"

"Silly Zhu? From now on, call me big brother. I'll teach you how to court a woman. Stop acting like a simp!"

From then on, Jia Zhangshi took a detour whenever she saw him, Yi Zhonghai got so thoroughly roasted he lost his composure, and Deaf Granny didn't dare say a word!

Qin Huairu: "Honey, are we doing the Eight Pieces of Brocade tonight?"

Yang Changge: "We are! But first, I'll make that pack of scumbags cough up every last coin they've saved for their funerals!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.