Siheyuan: Simplifying Everything, I Punch Silly Zhu to Tears

One blow with a stick and he transmigrates? And into the body of a poor guy who was bullied to death by Silly Zhu?

Ye Chen grins.

The Simplification System has arrived!

Bajiquan is too hard? Simplify it into push-ups! A hundred reps, and he takes down the "War God of the Siheyuan"!

Cooking takes too long? Simplify it into washing vegetables! In half a day, the head cook at Silly Zhu's cafeteria is mine!

Qin Huairu borrows money and doesn't pay it back? Then she can use her sewing machine to pay off the debt, hand over her gold ring, and forget about keeping her house!

Yi Zhonghai wants to manipulate me into supporting him in his old age? One line from me and he'll question his whole life!

Emotional value is my cheat: the more those beasts hate me, the faster I level up!

Silly Zhu blocks my way? One shoulder throw will have you spitting blood!

The whole courtyard holds a meeting to criticize me? I'll call the police and send Banggeng straight to the detention center!

Simps, fake sweethearts, hypocrites... I'll deal with every last one!

Don't make the first move, don't reject them, don't take responsibility? No!

I make the first move with face-slapping, refuse to take a loss, and take responsibility by sending them all to jail!

Watch Ye Chen use the Simplification System to take these beasts down one by one and tear through the entire siheyuan!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.