They All Say They Like Me, but I'm a Loser

Lin Xiuyuan traveled to the world of immortality and became a useless handyman disciple with five spiritual roots. He has no talent for cultivation, no family background, and he can even hold a sword backwards. But he has a relationship system that randomly refreshes BUFF every day, making him look like a genius. So: The sect's favored head's daughter: "How dare you say you're not a loser even if you hold the sword backwards? - But, I like you like this." The genius of Tianji Pavilion who can calculate all the secrets: "Why can't I figure you out? Since I can't figure it out, then I will spend my whole life doing it." The gentle and simple chief of Yaowang Valley: "What you say casually is enough for me to understand for three years. I want to listen to you all the time." The straightforward monster princess: "Humans are all annoying, but you are an exception. You are mine." The demonic witch with a cold and poisonous tongue said: "I have seen too many righteous hypocrites, but you are different. You are really useless, but also really strong." The five talented beauties all thought he was a hidden boss. Lin Xiuyuan: "I'm really just a loser!" System prompt: The host was confessed again today. The system has been single for thirty thousand years. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.