Fight to the End

I, Li Bugou, the senior brother of Qinglan Immortal Sect, have three major hobbies in my life: hiding, pretending to be dead, and calculating escape routes. For patients with severe delusions of persecution, even a wild flower blooming outside the cave may be considered a honey trap. System Lao An scolds me every day for "finding me a job again", but I firmly believe: be careful and you will sail forever. Until that day, a reborn empress kicked my mountain-protecting formation to pieces. "Li Bugou, I want to attack you in this life." I made a prompt decision, took out the expired coolant that I had collected for three years, and pretended to be a peerless elixir and fed it to her - I wanted to poison her to death, but she awakened the Ice Soul Holy Body and cried to marry me. What's even more outrageous is that my system started to "reverse strategy" like crazy from then on: teaching me how to bake bananas to subdue ferocious beasts, use expired elixirs to monopolize heavenly medical insurance, and even create quantum cones to conquer the entire universe... And I just want to open a grocery store in a mortal town and sell tea eggs. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.