The Immortal of Chuma: the Immortal of Self Controls All Heavens

Zhang Xiaojiu, a boy from Northeast China, is extremely poor and has a bunch of mean-spirited immortals living in his head. Fatty Dahai is more capable of seeking death than him. The first sentence he said: "Damn it, what a guy! How did you die, brother?" ·No one can be fooled by him: "You... Are you not afraid of me?" ·Pang Dahai: "What are you afraid of? You're already dead and I can still be scared to death by you?" ·Foodie attribute: When encountering anything, the first reaction is "Can I eat it?" ·Seeing a will-o'-the-wisp: "Can this thing be barbecued? Is the temperature high enough?" ·Seeing zombies: "This meat must be bad and not delicious." ·Lick the poison first when you see it: "Hmm... It's a bit bitter, I'll add some sugar next time" ·The king of mean words: He blames the sky, the earth, the air, even ghosts are not spared ·To the female ghost in red: "Sister, did you buy this dress on Taobao? It's faded." ·To King Yama: "Old Yama, your office decoration is not good, it's too dark." ·On the impermanence of black and white: "Who designed these hats? Your taste is worrisome." From the outgoing disciple to the Taoist Priest of Chaos, it's hilarious and thrilling at the same time! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.