Showbiz: I'm No Master, I Just Deliver Takeout

Liu Zhengjing is a food delivery guy.

On his eighteenth birthday, he casually shook a fortune-stick tube at the City God Temple. Six fateful fortunes tumbled out: he could bring others good luck, attract romance, never marry, and anyone who harmed him would suffer bad luck...

Liu Zhengjing read the fortunes. "Is this a combo deal, or do I get a discount?"

He remembered how, before his grandfather Liu Banxian died, he had handed him a broken compass and a book, saying, "Believe half of it, that's all."

From then on, with his silver tongue and the "Five Elements, Right and Wrong" method his grandfather had taught him, he blagged his way into the entertainment industry as a "fake master."

Investors asked him about feng shui, and he made things up. Actresses asked him to read their fortunes, and he talked nonsense. Somehow, everything he said came true, leaving even him bewildered.

When people called him a master, he waved them off. "I'm just a delivery guy. I got lucky with my guesses."

Other people relied on their abilities; he relied on mysticism, even though he didn't believe in it himself. This is a hilarious story about a half-baked charlatan who coasts to victory in the entertainment industry with cheeky quips and sheer luck.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.