Siheyuan: Reborn as Silly Zhu, I Marry Wen Li

He transmigrates into The Courtyard Full of Scoundrels as the dim-witted He Yuzhu.

He awakens a sign-in System and gets god-tier cooking skills and a System space as rewards from the start. Daily sign-ins grant him all kinds of items.

The little ingrate Bang Geng dares steal my meat? I’ll beat him into a doughy bun from the start, then send him to the lockup for a good lesson.

What? Bang Geng tried to murder someone and ended up with one eye, and Jia Zhangshi hears the news and spits up three pints of blood.

What? Bang Geng gets beaten into a little eunuch, leaving the Jia family without an heir, and Qin Huairu has no choice but to marry Xu Damao.

What? Xu Damao’s son isn’t his own. Who’s the biggest cuckold in the courtyard?

I, He Yuzhu, watch the world’s upheavals with a smile and take life as it comes. If any of the courtyard’s scoundrels mess with me, I’ll make them pay.

In my spare time, I’ll enjoy a sweet romance and have a monkey with Lou Xiaoe...

From then on, I thrive in the courtyards of the 1970s and 1980s.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.