Siheyuan: Fusing All Things, Leaving the Beasts Nowhere to Run

Multiple Female Leads

After transmigrating into Jia Weiguo from The Birds' Full Courtyard, I bind the Super Fusion System from the start!

Expired condoms and leeks = a miraculous medicine for a second growth spurt! I go back to eighteen overnight!

Clothing coupons, cash, and potatoes = silk pajamas! The moment Qin Huairu puts them on, I can't sleep at all!

Other people raise their nephews to have someone support them in old age. I raised Jia Dongxu, and all I got was an ungrateful bastard! You use my wages to honor Yi Zhonghai? Fine. I'll make sure you lose everything, down to your underwear!

While those beasts are still scheming to get their hands on my little fortune, I've already used the System to fuse god-tier items. Bone Strengthening Serum healed my leg injury, and the miracle medicine for a second growth spurt restored my virility!

Jia Dongxu kneels and calls me Uncle, Qin Huairu blushes and calls me Mister, and Yi Zhonghai trembles while clutching his abacus...

That's it? I haven't even gotten serious yet!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.