In the Name of Journey to the West: I Really Want to Get Ahead!

You're saying I embezzled eight hundred million spirit stones from the South Heavenly Gate project? What a joke! With so many Heavenly Kings and True Lords up there, who the hell am I?

I'm telling you, if you won't front the money for this project, plenty of others will!

I can't make decisions about the Jade Pool project. I have to listen to the senior celestial officials. Go back and wait for word.

What are you implying?! I took your spirit stones. What kind of person does that make me?!

I ascended to the Heavenly Court and walked on eggshells the whole way. I've worked on construction projects for six thousand years and finally made it to deputy project manager. Do you think I'll ever get rid of that "deputy"?

If I had a choice, I'd like to be a good person...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.