Siheyuan: I Fight Lou Xiao'e and Win a Pocket Paradise

He Yuzhu opens his eyes and finds himself as the hapless Silly Zhu from Love in the Courtyard, with the Bandit Among Flowers System bound to him from the start!

"Win over Lou Xiao'e and get her pregnant within 24 hours!"

"Completely conquer Qin Huairu within a month!"

From then on, Silly Zhu stops being a lovesick doormat.

Qin Huairu wants to bleed him dry? He kicks her out!

Xu Damao tries to sabotage him? He makes him kneel and call him Dad!

The First Grandpa tries to guilt-trip him with morality? He flips the table!

He carries a pocket dimension where he can grow spiritual plants, nourish himself with spirit spring water, and redeem anything in the shop.

But the only way to get stronger is to conquer beautiful women?

Looking at the System's rewards, Silly Zhu grins. "I'm destined to be this bandit!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.