Siheyuan: I Never Meant to Become the Courtyard's Father Figure

After transmigrating into a useless, impotent man in a Beijing courtyard, Li Yang thought he would have to keep his head down for the rest of his life.

Who could have guessed that the moment Jia Zhangshi stole the last ten jin of his life-saving grain...

Ding! The Get-One-Over-On-Me-and-Get-It-Back-Ten-Thousandfold System has activated!

Ten jin of cornmeal? Get back a hundred thousand jin of white flour!

Ten yuan to buy off a debt of gratitude? Get back a hundred thousand yuan in cash!

Silly Zhu punches him into the air? Get back ten thousand jin of divine strength!

From then on, the entire courtyard changed beyond recognition:

Jia Zhangshi: "Li Yang, you dare hit me?"

Li Yang: "I'll hit you if I want. Do I need to pick a day?"

Qin Huairu comes to his door late at night: "If you don't mind, I'll be with you from now on..."

The deaf old lady threatens him with what she knows: "If you don't give me meat, I'll report you!"

Li Yang slaps her back: "You old hag, how many days do you have left to live?"

And the most outrageous part: Yan Bugui next door sends his daughter-in-law over to clean, and then...

Yu Li: "Li Yang, I'm really not that kind of person..."

Li Yang pulls out a yuan: "What about this, then?"

The more people try to take advantage of him, the harder they get paid back! The whole courtyard is plotting against me? Then I'll make you repay every last bit, with interest!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.