Uncle Nine: Don't Be Afraid, I'm the One Who Released the Demons

Shen Lian transmigrates to a world of magic arts, his mind filled with the cultivation novels he used to binge-read in his previous life. All he has to offer is a silver tongue.

To get in Uncle Jiu's good graces, he claims to have stumbled upon an ancient inheritance. Under the admiring gazes of Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai, he begins his performance:

"Listen up, I've got a move called Great Might Heavenly Dragon. You have to play background music while chanting the spell. It doubles your magical power!"

"Draw talismans? That's way too basic. True powerhouses generate electricity with love and win people over with virtue!"

As Uncle Jiu's face grows darker and darker, and the ancestral copper coin sword in his hand begins to tremble, Shen Lian thinks his stories are just too good.

Then one day, a thousand-year-old Zombie King attacks. No one can do a thing, so Shen Lian steels himself and steps forward, reciting an 800-word essay to persuade the Zombie King to leave.

A miracle happens. The Zombie King not only remains standing, but sheds tears of emotion, drops to his knees, and calls Shen Lian his master on the spot.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.