I'm Also Covered by the Beautiful Ruyan Emperor

Cultivation and comedy + useless counterattack + empress development, with "handsome useless male protagonist + poisonous-tongued beauty-loving emperor" as the core CP, "masochistic reversal in the beginning → hilarious growth in the middle → strong alliance in the later period". Female protagonist: Emperor Ruyan. To strangers/enemies: cold and domineering, decisive in killing, protecting the weak to the extreme, killing millions of people in a rage; internally to the male protagonist: poisonous tongue, arrogant, extremely fond of beauty, foodie, road crazy, afraid of ghosts, dark, and insects. They are all funny jokes. Hard-spoken but soft-hearted, silently paving the way for the male protagonist. Catchphrase: ① "Lin Buju, if you disgrace me again, I will break your legs!" ② "You look like a human, why are you so useless!" ③ "Don't fight yet, I want a new skirt/spirit fruit/spirit stone!" ④ "Who dares to touch the person I am covering?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.