My Name Is Cao Gou, Not a Straw Dog

My name is Cao Gou, and I travel through the world of immortality. No spiritual roots, no golden fingers, only a dead life. While others were seizing the treasure, I hid and watched the show; While others were fighting, I squatted and ate melon; When everyone is dead, I will go up and pick them up. The whole world of immortal cultivators scolded me: "The number one dog king in the world of immortality - Grass Dog!" I looked serious: "My name is Cao Gou, not a straw dog." They sneered: "You're such a fucking idiot." Stay till the end and laugh the longest. Without spiritual roots or golden fingers, just relying on stubbornness, I still managed to become the supreme master in the world of immortality! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.