Scathing Takes on the MiHoYo Universe: The Mad Aeons Terrify All Worlds

Luo Ming awakens the Myriad Worlds Hot-Take System!

To earn rewards, he decides to roast the lunatics and crazies of the MiHoYo universe:

The King of Ten Thousand Armies, Phanes, the ultimate madman who descended upon Teyvat from beyond the heavens, subdued the planet's dragons, remade the world, and loved humanity to a pathological degree!

The ultimate terror formed from countless mad timelines: the Black Fate.

From the Three Herrschers of Finality and the false god Otto, to the lonely Cocoon of Finality, who only wanted to "embrace" someone, one lunatic after another brought the myriad worlds to the brink of collapse.

And the many crazy Aeons of Star Rail terrified the myriad worlds even more.

The King of the Iron Tomb, who can impale the multiverse with a single strike; the King of Xilian, who freezes the end of the galaxy in the name of love.

The mutually loving and murderous Kings of Yaoshi and Nanook, and the all-knowing and all-powerful King of Nous, who prunes infinitely many multiversal timelines whenever something displeases him!

And finally, the most terrifying of them all: the King of IX!

The myriad worlds are terrified!

The people of Teyvat: "Gah, Lord Phanes, stop 'loving' humanity!"

The people of Honkai Impact 3rd: "So this is the true nature of Honkai? Being so starved for love that you destroy the world!"

The Underworld King: "Those crazy Aeons are way too deranged!"

And this is only the beginning.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.