Twelve Spells? No, It's Twelve Ex-Girlfriends!

When the Holy Lord Shen refined the twelve talismans, he turned them into ex-girlfriends. Eight hundred years later, they collectively resurrected and gave me one year: Turn hate into love again. So I tried frantically on the edge of death: Monday's split-personality tiger charm wants to throw me off the Ferris wheel; On Tuesday, the invisible loli snake charm taught me 108 ways to be torn apart by a python at the zoo; On Wednesday, the Strong Female Bull spell forced me to do 208 sets of squats, and I was not allowed to eat until I finished; Thursday Healing Horse Charm smiled as he took apart and reinstalled my organs... Every time I recover one, the spell awakens in my body. When all twelve talismans are restored, I will no longer be human—— And become their eternal symbiosis, from which they can no longer escape. But when the truth was revealed, they discovered: My disappearance is not a betrayal, It is a lonely watch that spans eight hundred years. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.