Siheyuan: Yi Zhonghai, Get on Your Knees. I’m Your Dad

After transmigrating into a courtyard compound, I thought I'd have to outwit and outfight everyone. Turns out I'm Yi Zhonghai's father?

What's the point of fighting now? I'll just crush them with seniority!

Yi Zhonghai: "I'm a Grade Eight fitter. I earn a salary!"

Yi Ping'an: "Kneel. I'm your father."

Silly Zhu: "I'm the courtyard's undefeated champion. I've got fists of iron!"

Yi Ping'an: "Kneel. I'm an elder of your grandfather's generation."

Qin Huairu: "I'm delicate and pitiful, and I can bear sons!"

Yi Ping'an: "Go scrub the toilets. Don't dirty my place."

Don't lecture me about morality. I'm the moral paragon of this courtyard!

When the whole compound saw Yi Zhonghai humbly ask every day, "Dad, what's for dinner?" they were all stunned.

From then on, there was only one sound in the courtyard: the smack of Yi Ping'an's palm!

As for providing for him in his old age? That's a rebellious son's problem to worry about. I just want to live like the retired emperor!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.