I Opened a Ghost-Slaying Agency in the Mortal Realm

You think I'm a celestial master? No, I'm a CEO.

Su Ming opened a ghost-hunting company with a legitimate business license, clear prices, a three-part after-sales guarantee, and even installment payments through Huabei.

The house-cleaning company next door offers deep-cleaning services. I offer deep ghost removal. Customers think it's too expensive? Fine, I'll get you an annual membership with unlimited visits, priority service, and two complimentary feng shui adjustments.

I only wanted to run my business in peace, but it turned out my first customer wasn't a homeowner with a haunting. It was my upstairs neighbor, who was complaining that I hammered soul-suppressing nails at midnight.

All right, since you're here anyway, let me ask: Your spouse has nightmares every night. Want to sign up for a package?

Later, my competitors accused me of playing dirty, capital came knocking to acquire my company and take it public, and even my sect showed up demanding I return and inherit its legacy.

I slapped my price list onto the table. "Want to talk? First, let's see if your budget is enough."

After three years in this business, my biggest takeaway is:

Ghosts are easy to deal with. People are a pain.

And next time I take a job, I should make sure to ask: Are you looking for a cleaner, or for the kind of "cleaning" I do?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.