Strange Story: the Rules I Set up Are Weird and Must Be Followed.

On the day when weirdness came to the world, I wrote the entire city's rule book in advance. Article 1: Weird things are not allowed to pass through walls. The next day, the city's orthopedic emergency rooms were full—all because of people running into the wall. Article 2: Weird things are not allowed to scare people. On the third day, as soon as the cracked girl opened her mouth, her tongue was tied into a knot. Article 3: When you see the drafter of the rules, you must stand at attention and call boss. On the fourth day, there was a two-kilometer queue downstairs at my house. The hanged men had their tongues wrapped around their necks to avoid blocking the road. The Special Incident Management Bureau came to our door overnight: "Sir, can you not write, 'Weird must pay 30% of his personal income as public security management fees'?" "This is the draft." They just breathed a sigh of relief. "Decided next week." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.