Ancient Failed Scholars Play with Modern Science

Qin Kaiyi, an ancient scholar who failed the imperial examination, became a cleaner in a modern physics laboratory. As a result, they were locked up and used as research subjects. In his eyes: the high-energy particle collider is a slow-moving "yin-yang millstone"; the nuclear magnetic resonance instrument is a "bronze mirror of despair" that peeks into the inner organs; and the rows of experimental data are "shallow equations" full of loopholes. Everyone laughed at him for being illiterate and thought he was in the way, until that night, the laboratory's top secret prototype "Candle Dragon" was on the verge of exploding due to a malfunction. When all the academicians were in despair, Qin Kaiyi rolled up his sleeves, used a broom as a pen and water as ink, and wrote a full text of classical Chinese formulas on the ground. Three minutes later, the alarm was cleared. The chief engineer looked at the "Book of Heaven" that had its own logic and perfectly deduced the field theory model. He collapsed on the ground and asked in a trembling voice: "You... Who are you?" Qin Kaiyi put away his broom and smiled calmly: "I'm just not talented. In my previous life, I was a disciple of Mr. Yangming - just a failed scholar." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.