Delivering Burgers to Qin Shi Huang: I Terrify the Entire Court from the Start

Jiang Si was a down-on-his-luck delivery driver. After a bad review docked his entire paycheck, he was bound to the Myriad Worlds Delivery System.

First delivery address: Xianyang Palace, Qin Shi Huang.

What? A hamburger? This is a hundred times tastier than venison! Ying Zheng took one bite, and his eyes nearly popped out. As the emperor stuffed his face with cheese and fried chicken, the officials stared in terror: Heavenly food has descended! The Imperial Preceptor has worked a miracle!

Shock value: 999

Congratulations, Host. You have received: one cola fountain, ten jars of Lao Gan Ma chili crisp, and one AK-47 blueprint.

From then on, the Qin Empire's whole style went off the rails.

Fried chicken with Moutai, and Wang Jian conquered Chu overnight. French fries with ketchup, and Meng Tian led 300,000 troops to thrash the Xiongnu. Jiang Si went from a lowly delivery driver to the Qin Empire's Imperial Preceptor, earning a bounty of ten billion and a marquis's title.

His girlfriend Su Bao started a livestream: "My boyfriend delivers takeout to Qin Shi Huang!" The whole internet begged, "Brother Si, bring His Majesty a pack of spicy strips!"

But this was only the beginning.

Next delivery: the Shang and Zhou dynasties, Jiang Ziya. The one after that: the Tang dynasty, Li Shimin.

The Myriad Worlds menu is now open.

Today's special: a Six Kingdoms Unification Family Bucket, extra numbing and extra spicy. Your Majesty, care to try it?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.