Ranking the Land of Light: Memeing Around Starting with Mebius

A colossal light screen descends in a breathtaking display, enveloping the multiverse!

At first, the Ultras of the Land of Light think it’s a “glorious retrospective” celebrating heroic deeds.

Zoffy adjusts his cape. “Looks like the splendor of invincible Zoffy can no longer be kept under wraps.”

But then the first video begins: Mebius, is this the city you were supposed to protect?

On screen, Mebius plants his feet and hurls a monster over his shoulder, smashing a building.

Then Ryu Aihara points at him and tears into him: “Look at what you’ve protected!”

The Ultras are furious: Who dares bully our little brother?

But as the video continues, the tone takes a sharp turn, and the titles get more and more outrageous:

Captain Zoffy, the Flamehead: The Invincible One Falls!

The Kindhearted Seven: Chasing Leo in a Jeep to Kill Him!

Max: The Fastest and Strongest? No, I’m a clown!

As one embarrassing secret after another comes to light, the monsters laugh themselves silly, and Father of Ultra shuts himself away.

Zoffy covers his face and roars, “It’s fake! I really didn’t make a plan to exterminate the Ultramen!”

Just as the Ultras are falling apart, Ultraman King flees overnight, carrying a planet on his back.

“There’s no way I can keep showing my face in the Land of Light!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.