I'm Really Not a Funny Beast Master.

On the day of awakening, Lin Zhou looked at his F-level talent and the cute slime, thinking that his life was over. Until a voice sounded in my mind: "Ding! The most happy cheating beast control system in the universe has been successfully bound!" Newbie task: lick the tops of the class's heads with slime. Mission reward: Reverse pacifier x1 can degrade the enemy's IQ for 30 seconds Lin Zhou: "... Is this system serious?" Later—— When someone else was commanding the dragon to burn the sky and cook the sea, his slime was turning into a sofa for his teammates to rest. When his opponent set up a killing array, his lantern ghost lit up the entire venue with dancing lights. When the villain summoned the world-destroying beast, he silently took out a... Binding fairy rope. Reporter: "Contestant Lin Zhou, how did you win the world championship with these 'unorthodox' beast-controlling techniques?" Lin Zhou looked serious: "I've said it many times, I am really a serious tactical beast master." Behind him, twelve mythical beasts with unique paintings nodded in unison, and one of them, a slime, was using its tentacles to give him a heart test. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.