The Salted Fish Sect Leader: Boundless Power

I dressed as the leader of the largest sect in the fantasy world, but I just wanted to live a salty life. The guardian on the left is a tsundere with a mean tongue and a sharp tongue, while the guardian on the right is a facial paralysis who loves to show off. Today we had another fight over who was washing the dishes, and almost overturned the mountain door. Until that day, a hundred thousand demonic troops came to the city and forced me to hand over the treasure of the Sect. The guardians on the left and right looked at me while I was chewing on the chicken legs: "Sect Master, can you show me your hand?" I wiped the grease nozzle and slowly took out a broken broom: "Okay, who will sweep the floor?" Outside the mountain gate, Demon Lord stared at the broom in my hand, his pupils shaking: "This... Is this the ancient artifact 'Broom of the Universe'?!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.