A Chen's Adventures Abroad

Mid-tier internet celebrity Lin Chen heads to North America to film "The Real Eagle Sauce." He only meant to scrape together some views, but instead he turns around and slaps the public intellectuals so hard their faces are sent flying to Mars! He shuts down pro-foreign rhetoric with hard evidence, cracks sharp jokes, and keeps the laughs coming. The comments fly, the trending searches explode, and there's no wasted chatter: it's all showboating and face-slapping, a satisfying counterattack that amounts to taking a stroll around North America. Once he's had his fun, he grabs his bags and heads straight home. The whole thing is quick and decisive!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.