Pokemon: From the Start, I Have Mew, and the Champion Begs Me to Be His...

After transmigrating to the world of Pokemon, Chen Shu awakens the strongest Legendary Pokemon from the start: Mew! He thinks he's about to reach the pinnacle, but instead he gets bound to a decidedly unserious Pokedex System. Option One: As a genius Trainer, defeat your opponent fair and square! Option Two: Pull out your family heirloom sack and sneak up behind them! Chen Qiye: "??? Do I even need to choose?!"

And just like that, the whole world starts to go off the rails. Team Rocket is robbing people? He calls the police, then collects the million-dollar reward! A Gym Challenge? Right in front of the Gym Leader, he tricks their daughter into becoming his henchwoman! The League tournament? Thanks to his unique talent for concocting medicine in the restroom, he earns the title "Restroom God of War," scaring his opponents into surrendering without a fight!

Facing the trembling Champions and Legendary Pokemon, Chen Qiye spreads his hands helplessly. "I really never meant to be a sneak! The Pokedex made me do it!" Everyone else: "Like we'd believe you! Please, try acting like a human being!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.