Naruto: Madam, You Have More Secret Identities Than I Do

I transmigrated as Konohamaru, and the System told me to follow the script and play the "future Hokage." I nodded on the surface, then turned around and founded "Akatsuki 2.0," taking on all the dirty work. I helped Tsunade kick her gambling habit, sent Orochimaru an SCI paper, and dug up all of Danzo's Root, then dried it into radish strips. The Konoha High Command sees me as its greatest threat, never realizing I'm the real "Shadow." Then, during the Chunin Ninja Exams, the Nine-Tails went on a rampage. Just as I was about to step in and put it down, Aunt Natsuhiboshi, who'd always been acting clueless, blocked my way. She took off her mask, revealing a Sharingan redder than Madara Uchiha's.

"Konohamaru," she said, "time to come clean. I'm your long-lost mother, and the founding leader of Akatsuki."

What the hell, who wrote this script?

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