The first door god in ancient times retired and found another job, writing PPTs during the day and fortune-telling at night, until the four evil gods wanted to tear down the human world and use it as firewood - Shen Tu put down the thermos cup: "Don't move, wait until I finish handing in this quarterly report."
Shen Tu has been guarding the Chinese ghost gate for five thousand years and is tired of it.
I went down to earth and pretended to be a social worker. I just wanted to catch fish, save a down payment, set up a stall and do some side business, and enjoy the fireworks in the world.
Until he discovered:
The new boss is his old partner Yu Lei, who was parasitized by the fierce god Qiongqi;
The gourmet food is devouring the national destiny in a live broadcast;
The emotional mentor is chaos, creating resentful couples in batches;
Successfully imitates the godfather Tao Zhu and turns believers into ferocious soldiers;
Gonggong, the director of the professional demolition office, is secretly loosening the world's "pressure valve" and preparing for a second collision.
There are still thirty years left on the mortgage, and the world is about to fall.
Shen Tu sighed, poured out some salt for the doorstep from a broken thermos cup, and casually sprinkled it into Taotie's "sincerity dish."
Looking at the other party's horrified and twisted face, he sincerely suggested:
"Reintroduce yourself—"
"I am under the title of Shentu, and Xuanyuan has granted me a personal seal to guard the east."
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.