Siheyuan: I'm an Eight-Year-Old Old-Timer, Taking My Whole Family to the City

After transmigrating back to 1956, Qin Xiaobao becomes an adorable eight-year-old village kid.

The good news: he has a divine-level Farm System. He can grow not only crops, but also prank gadgets!

The even better news: every member of his family in this life is a menace!

His grandpa is an old bandit, his grandma is a first-rate shrew, his dad is as tough as a nail, and his mom is a human abacus!

After a flood hits their hometown, Qin Xiaobao waves his little hand. "Come on! Let's go to the city and stay with our relatives! We'll go wreak havoc in Courtyard No. 95... I mean, live it up!"

The courtyard's beasts see him and think: Some country bumpkins have come from the village? We should bully them mercilessly and eat them out of house and home!

Little do they know, this is only the beginning of their nightmare!

Jia Zhangshi throws a tantrum?

Grandma Wang Cuihua opens her mouth and wails like she's at a funeral, curses everyone out, and pretends to be possessed by a god!

Yi Zhonghai tries to guilt-trip them with morality?

Silly Zhu tries to throw a punch?

Dad Qin Dahu rewards him with a mighty slap, beating the God of War into a pig's head!

With Qin Xiaobao calling the shots, the Qin family turns the courtyard into an amusement park.

Today they add some special croton beans to Silly Zhu's lunchbox; tomorrow they make Xu Damao infertile...

The courtyard's beasts cry out: Who let this nest of living Yama Kings in?! Please, just go back to the countryside!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.