New Vs. Old Three Kingdoms: Starts with a Slit Throat!

The sky screen descends! A small Bilibili UP creator binds to a cross-temporal comparison System, livestreaming iconic scenes from the old and new Three Kingdoms dramas to the whole internet. The ancients collectively lose it!

Liu Bei in the new Three Kingdoms roars, "Impossible! My second brother is invincible under heaven!" Liu Bei in the old Three Kingdoms coughs blood and sheds tears, revealing the true bearing of a great hero. The Shu King's residence in Chengdu erupts on the spot.

Cao Cao knocks over his bowl of rice and scrapes up every last grain. Comparing it with the old Three Kingdoms Cao Cao's crisis-time planning, the army camp in Xudu laughs so hard they pound the tables.

Zhang Fei rages and hollers, while Zhao Yun strikes exaggerated poses for the camera. The old version's heroic warriors crush them outright. The generals angrily smash the sky screen and demand an explanation!

The sharp-tongued UP creator precisely mocks the new Three Kingdoms' nonsensical alterations and praises the old Three Kingdoms' god-tier attention to detail. Every comment can be projected across time, and every roundup sets off a frenzy on both sides. In the modern world, views soar past a hundred million and followers climb by the million. In the ancient world, lords vie for power and commoners debate the show. The sky screen becomes a barometer of the chaotic age!

No transmigration, no changes to the plot. The classics simply crush the botched adaptations!

Watch Liu Bei seethe with embarrassment, Cao Cao fly into a rage, and Zhuge Liang sneer. See how the ancients angrily call out the ridiculous portrayals in the new Three Kingdoms, and how the UP creator becomes a Bilibili legend by making these roundups, raking in billions of views and cross-temporal thrills!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.