The Pirate King of Tall Tales: First, I Turn God's Valley into a Movie

Also known as: Everything I brag about comes true!

Allen transmigrates into the world of pirates and obtains the Big Talker System.

He loves stirring things up!

Step one: Turn the God Valley incident into a movie to build hype!

Step two: Get in the news and brag!

Step three: Turn the world upside down!

Here are Allen's own words, under his real name:

"The One Piece is actually Shakky's golden panties!"

"I've got a theory... The Emperors and Admirals are on the same level!"

"Question: Who's stronger, Whitebeard or Akainu?"

"Garling? He's just a speed bump."

"Breaking news! Joy Boy and Imu were lovers!"

"You mean Davy Jones? He was the other man."

"You may not know this, but the One Piece is a joke Roger carefully prepared. If telling it makes Imu laugh, it can break the Black Turn's control."

"Huh? Did I say something about the One Piece before? When? I don't admit it!"

"I hereby declare the Celestial Dragon Hunting Tournament open! The person with the highest score can have one wish granted!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.