A Rundown of Genshin Impact's Tragic Moments: From the Start, Making the Hydro Archon Weep

Su Yu transmigrates to Teyvat and runs a little teahouse, awakening a divine-level ranking System! From the start, he forces a livestream, exposing Teyvat's ten most inhuman physiques and turning the entire continent's world upside down! When unknown dark histories, fan-made memes, and heartbreaking regrets are made public...

Bennett: "I'm a child abandoned by the world? And also a six-star Pyro Archon! But this 'Bad Luck Reversal' reward feels amazing!"

Zhongli: "A useless shut-in? You're even ranking me for mooching meals? Ahem, Boss, I absolutely must have this 'infinite Mora money printer'!"

Raiden Ei: "I can only cook? I'm a country bumpkin? You're exposing my shut-in side too? Su Yu, beware the Musou no Hitotachi!"

Then come Greater Lord Rukkhadevata's cycle of rebirth, Hydro Archon Furina's mask, and Scaramouche's inability to pick a name, one revelation after another! Everyone is left mortified, and the whole internet is in tears! Acting Grand Master Jean's blood pressure shoots up, Nahida is moved to tears, and all of Teyvat descends into chaos!

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