The Sword God Is Seriously Such a Jerk

"Once the Sword God, now a live-in son-in-law? I reject this marriage!" Li Xiaoyao slammed the table and stood up, only to hear a sleazy voice in his head: Host failed to show off. Trash Talk System activating...

From then on, the fallen Sword God underwent a complete change in style:

Facing powerful enemies, he left his sword sheathed and unleashed a barrage of verbal attacks. Surrounded by foes, he calmly told dirty jokes. When a fairy showed interest in him, he actually asked her to teach him dual-cultivation techniques...

When the Three Realms trembled to discover that the most terrifying thing wasn't the Sword God's blade, but his nonstop mouth, this lord had already talked his way beyond the void and toward a whole new peak.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.