Ultraman: Sizing Up the Ten Most Ridiculous Attention Seekers

Jiang Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and binds himself to a tokusatsu compilation and rankings System. To rack up Emotion Points as quickly as possible, he decisively abandons the overdone “Top Ten Strongest” lists and makes an episode dedicated to messing with people's heads: a ranking of the ten most ridiculous attention seekers in the multiverse! As the golden sky screen descends, the entire Ultraman universe goes completely off the rails!

TOP 10: Ultraman Arc uses his beam as a whip and steps on his barrier like a staircase. He even pulls off a terrifying head tilt, then floors it and runs over a monster.

TOP 7: Max is officially recognized as the fastest and strongest? No! He's the goofball king who transforms with a spoon.

TOP 1: You think Seven is a man of letters? He's the red devil who chases Leo down in a jeep.

There's also Orb, the Light's Debt King, who borrows and never pays back, and Captain Zoffy, whose head catches fire. As one outrageous iconic moment after another is revealed, the whole cast suffers public humiliation!

Zoffy breaks down: “Slander! I absolutely wasn't the one who came up with the plan to wipe out the Ultra Brothers!”

Belial laughs himself silly: “So who's the villain here? Those guys from the Land of Light fight dirtier than I do!”

Then come the ten most ridiculous attention-seeking villains and the ten most humiliating human hosts, keeping the bombardment going.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.