Ranking Conceptual Divine Artifacts: Even the Two-Dimensional Foil Doesn't Make the List

The heavens tremble as a mysterious sky screen stretches across all worlds, forcibly launching a grand showcase of the supreme conceptual artifacts of the heavens!

At first, powerful figures like Uchiha Madara, Aizen, Frieza, and Beerus scoffed, believing these so-called artifacts were nothing but junk to ordinary people.

But when the first showcase video began playing, the worldviews of the powerful across the heavens shattered completely!

Demon Passport: It forcibly rewrites the logic of good and evil! No matter how heinous your crimes, show it and the entire universe will forgive you unconditionally! Akainu watches a demon beloved by all, as his faith in justice crumbles on the spot!

Time-Warping Furoshiki: It toys with the passage of time! It can turn primordial gods into fertilized eggs and restore withered bones to the peak of youth! The Supremes of the Shrouded Star go mad over it. Could immortality really be this cheap?

What-If Phone Booth: It edits the cause and effect of the universe! One sentence can reshape the worldline and force a fantasy to become reality! Obito falls to his knees in tears: This is what a true Infinite Tsukuyomi looks like!

When these conceptual divine artifacts disguised as "childhood toys" are revealed, the big shots of countless worlds are scared out of their wits: "You call these toys for elementary schoolers? These are causality weapons that strike from a higher dimension!!"

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