A Rundown of Hellish Best Friends: What the Hell, Is This a Kids' Channel?

The sky screen descends, revealing the most terrifying "best friends" across all worlds!

At first, everyone thought these were heartwarming tales of friendship. Then the footage began, and the tone gradually twisted into an indescribable horror!

First: The Chief Commissioner and Qiang the Bear

Qiang the Bear builds miniature nuclear bombs by hand in Bear Ridge, keeps ancient ferocious beasts in captivity, and chops down the World Tree. His crimes are enough to earn him ten thousand years of executions!

Yet the Chief Commissioner uses his highest authority to rewrite the law, all to protect his one and only sworn friend.

Akainu: How are these best friends? They're clearly two demons carving up the world between them!

Second: SpongeBob and Patrick Star

Bikini Bottom is actually the highest-grade nuclear testing site for humans, and every resident is an irradiated, immortal mutant!

In radiation strong enough to melt steel, only Patrick is willing to join SpongeBob in having his brain downgraded.

"Even if my brain rots away, my instincts still tell me you're my good friend."

As "Causality's Pawns" Tom and Jerry, "Time's Dictator" Nobita, and others are revealed one by one...

The powerful of all worlds fall to their knees: These are freaking Outer Gods wearing cartoon skins!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.