Sizing Up the Beauties of Naruto: Sasuke and Sanji Cry Themselves Sick

Twin sky screens descend upon the shinobi world and the world of the seas! A showdown between chosen heroes: Uzumaki Naruto versus Straw Hat Luffy!

From the start, the Top Beauty Rankings are revealed, and everyone's story takes a wild turn! On Naruto's side: Shion bluntly begs him to father a child, Shizuka travels a thousand miles to bring her dowry, and the goddess Kaguya even serves as his bodyguard?

On Luffy's side: Uta's singing destroys the world, the Empress throws herself at him, and the mermaid princess is a gigantic nonhuman beauty?

Kushina: With this many daughters-in-law, I'd wake up laughing even in my dreams!

Sanji: You jerk, Luffy! Give me back my touching moment and my sisters!

Then the story takes a sudden turn: the Unfulfilled Wishes Rankings and Supreme Combat Power Rankings are revealed! Jiraiya sinks into the depths, Ace takes the magma head-on, the Nine-Tails burns through its life, and Nika's drums of liberation sound...

When rewards to revive the dead and make up for regrets are handed out, and Six Paths Madara and Kaido see Baryon Mode and Gear Fifth... both worlds fall into chaos: This isn't a ranking, it's an attempt to defy fate and change destiny!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.