Late Eastern Han: I'm Really Just Teaching People About Pokemon

Programmer Han Hao transmigrates as Zhao Yun and binds himself to a Pokemon education System. He receives three Starter Pokémon: the Shiny Ralts "Blueheart," the Shiny Beldum "Silverstar," and Eevee "Fluffball." He plans to establish a Pokémon School and teach people about Pokemon, but everyone keeps getting the wrong idea. Blueheart's psychic powers are mistaken for "immortal arts," Silverstar's calculations are hailed as "divine predictions," and Fluffball's cuteness is taken as an auspicious omen.

The beauties each have their own plans: Cai Yan studies Pokemon music, Diao Chan creates battle dances, Zhen Mi researches beauty techniques, Sun Shangxiang wants to ride a Charizard, Huang Yueying improves Poke Balls, Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao work out weather tactics, and Fu Shou rewrites the history of Pokemon.

The warlords are even more outrageous: Cao Cao wants to build a "Pokemon Cavalry Corps," Liu Bei establishes a "Benevolence and Virtue Pokémon Academy," and Sun Quan forms the "Jiangdong Pokemon Navy."

Looking at his territory expanding on its own and the crowds flocking to him, Han Hao can only smile bitterly. "I just wanted to be a teacher..."

Blueheart, now evolved into Gardevoir, bows gracefully. "Trainer, they all want to attend your classes at the imperial palace."

Sylveon Fluffball nods. "Bui~ The palace classroom is bigger."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.