Ninja World Rundown: Night Guy from the Start, and You Call That Taijutsu?

The Heavenly Dao's giant screen descends upon the ninja world, forcibly launching a video countdown!?

From the start, it plays the ** Top Ten Face-Slapping Moments, and the entire ninja world's tone goes completely off the rails!?

Sasuke: "That's impossible! Acting like the biggest badass, then taking the hardest beating? That wasn't me!"

Danzo: "Stabbing Susanoo with a kunai? Am I really that stupid? Slander! This is slander!"

But that's only the beginning!

Top Ten Tearjerking Moments: The truth behind Itachi's massacre of his clan is exposed, and Two-Tails cries himself unconscious on the spot! The Fourth Hokage and his wife reunite across time and space, bringing everyone to tears!

Two-Route Comparison: In the original story, Naruto saves the world with his Talk no Jutsu? In a parallel world, Namikaze Menma destroys Konoha with a single move! He's ten times stronger after turning evil, and the entire ninja world trembles in fear!

There are also mortifying social blunders, infamous teacher-killing moments, and Boruto's devoted son act...?

Madara: "Black Zetsu, you deceived me for a thousand years?!"

Naruto: "Boruto, were you trying to kill your own father with that punch?!"

As rewards such as resurrection tokens and the Kekkei Mora ** are handed out, the fate of the ninja world is completely rewritten!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.