Ranking the Fourth Calamity: The Dark Forest Becomes a Joke

He transmigrates into the world of Three-Body Problem during the final battle. A vast screen stretches across the galaxy, and a ranking of the civilizations of the Myriad Worlds descends!

At first, the Trisolarans think it's just a display of technological prowess by an advanced civilization. Then the rankings are revealed, and sanity across the universe plummets!

Zerg of the Starry Sea: They feed on stars and see all things as protein! The Trisolaran fleet? Nothing but snacks delivered to their door!

The Protocol of Purification: The Milky Way's antivirus software, designed to clean up advanced civilizations! The Sophons? Their logic gets locked up on the spot, and they turn traitor!

Higher-Dimensional Demons: They ignore the laws of physics and use the two-dimensional foil as a napkin! The Singer civilization? They flee overnight, carrying everything they can!

The Trisolaran leader falls to his knees and weeps: "Please, don't fire! We'll gladly become canned food!"

Then one day, an engineering ship flying the banner of the Fourth Calamity brazenly enters the Solar System...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.