Wuxia Crossover: Counting Down the Ten Unluckiest Saps, Leaving Every Heroine Speechless

Su Hang transmigrates into a combined martial arts world and awakens the Short Video Projection System. To harvest emotion points, he decides to give the natives a little taste of modern shock. From the start, he takes stock of the ten most hilariously outrageous moments in the martial world!

At first, things are still relatively "peaceful": No. 10, the ultimate sucker, You Tanzhi: He worships her to the bitter end, sacrificing both his eyes, and even A Zi shakes her head. Invite Moon smashes a stone table in fury! No. 8, the hypocrite Yue Buqun: He castrates himself to master a divine art. This ruthless man even cuts himself, giving every man online a sympathetic twinge! No. 6, the great philanthropist Li Xunhuan: He gives away his house, his wife, and his brother. Lin Shiyin turns evil on the spot, and the whole martial world denounces him as a scumbag!

But as the countdown goes deeper, things go completely off the rails: Xiong Ba of the Wind and Cloud world teaches everyone a lesson with his Three-Point Origin Returning Qi. Who dares say the martial path has an end? The arrogant An Lan proclaims, "At the peak of immortality, I look down upon the world," then cries for help when he meets the Desolate Heavenly Emperor? The Three-Body Problem arrives: The laws of physics are locked down, and a single two-dimensional foil cleans up the solar system, leaving Ying Zheng slumped on his throne! The Primordial World is created: Pangu's axe cleaves three thousand demon gods in two. All below the sages are ants!

The whole martial world falls apart: You were supposed to take stock of martial arts, so why did you bring out primordial mythology?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.