Ranking the Straw Hat Pirates' Backers: Imu Is Terrified

A sky screen descends upon the world of One Piece and begins ranking the sea's most powerful beneficiaries of connections! From the start, it reveals Monkey D. Luffy's terrifying background, and everyone's whole vibe changes!

The Paramount War? It's a family drama about the Garp family! Kizaru's light-speed kick? He's just kicking the young master straight into a safe zone! Aokiji freezing someone? He's protecting the young master from harm! Kaido's Thunder Bagua? It's a private lesson for Joy Boy! Even the Five Elders' wanted posters are helping Nika spread the faith!

As the ranking goes on, people are horrified to discover that the Four Emperors are guides, the Seven Warlords are his relatives and friends, and the Navy Admirals are babysitters! Even Imu's Empty Throne is waiting for Luffy to take a seat!

When war breaks out, Sengoku slacks off, Kizaru clips his nails, and Garp defects... Akainu, sitting in the Fleet Admiral's office, completely breaks down. Looking at the roomful of names on the "mole" list, he roars at the heavens: "So the whole world is in on the act? I'm the only one doing any work? Whoever wants this Fleet Admiral job can have it!"

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