Spoiling the Future of China: The Emperors Go Completely Mad

Su Chen binds himself to the Myriad Worlds Video Network, where watching short videos lets him livestream to all the worlds!

From the start, he ranks modern cities that never sleep, their billions of lights illuminating the long night. Emperor Qin Shi Huang cries out, "Is this the Celestial Palace?"

He ranks the steel tide, tank formations crushing everything in their path. Emperor Wu of Han, eyes shining with envy, says, "Get me a dozen of those, and the Xiongnu can be wiped out!"

He ranks the Dongfeng Express: truth lies only within range. Li Shimin collapses in terror. "This is divine punishment. How can mortals control it?"

From crops yielding a thousand catties per mu to the South Heaven Gate Project, from microscopic cells to the sea of stars.

As the videos continue to expose more, emperors throughout history lose their composure!

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Compared to an aircraft carrier, the treasure ships of my Ming dynasty are just broken bathtubs!"

Empress Dowager Cixi: "Stop ranking things! Isn't it enough that I admit the Qing dynasty is gone?"

Until one day, an alien fleet arrives in the modern world. Just as all hope seems lost, a time-space gate opens.

Qin Shi Huang and Emperor Wu of Han arrive across time and space aboard starships. "Who dares harm my descendants? No matter how far away, I will punish them!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.