Good news: I'm born again!
Bad news: When the world ends in three days, my family will be the first to be wiped out.
Good news: I brought back the Goldfinger master-servant contract!
Bad news: After I knocked the future zombie king stupid, there seemed to be some bug in the contract.
From then on, my road to revenge completely went astray.
I asked him to carry supplies, but he came back with a bunch of stuffed animals and said, "They look good."
Everyone: "???"
I wanted him to scare the enemy, but he took out a candy and asked the other person: "Do you want to eat it?"
Enemy: "... You curse again?!"
I asked him to protect his family when the zombie wave came, but he hid all the snacks immediately before standing in front of me.
I held my forehead and said, "Destroy it, I'm tired."
But it was this fool——
When my green tea best friend wanted to touch me, he scared her to the point of incontinence.
When the thug broke open the door, he instantly broke his neck.
No, why is this script getting more and more wrong?
This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.
