After Castrating Myself, I Slaughtered My Way Through Qin

Let me give you the conclusion first: To stay alive, I cut off my own manhood.

The good news: The poison was cured, and I became the greatest expert in the world.

The bad news: The entire court started looking at me strangely.

Scene One:

The envoys from the Six Kingdoms sneered, "The Qin Emperor has no heir. Great Qin is doomed!"

Ying Yuan laughed coldly. "I am the state, and I am eternal. What need have I for descendants?"

The result: The Chu envoy was stabbed to death on the spot, and the Six Kingdoms trembled in fear.

Scene Two:

A cultivator looked down from on high. "Mortal emperor, kneel and receive my summons!"

Ying Yuan drew his sword. "Where is the Cultivation Inspection Bureau? Dig out his Golden Core and turn it into a light bulb for me!"

The result: An old Nascent Soul ancestor was made into a streetlamp in Xianyang.

Scene Three:

Confucius, reincarnated as the Sage of Confucianism, declared, "The tyrannical Qin is unjust. I shall uphold Heaven's will!"

Ying Yuan calmly replied, "The book-burning edict has been upgraded. How about a taste of a physical salvation?"

The result: Kong Ming fled back to the mountains in tears. "How is this tyrant? He's the Dao Ancestor's own father!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.