Choosing to Torment Them: I Make the Protagonist's Party Weep from the Start

Gu Changge transmigrates into a novel as a nameless passerby and gains the Invincible Old Sixth System. Faced with a reborn top student, a soldier-king doctor, a rich villain... he silently taps an option. Choose one: make him confess his love to the homeroom teacher in front of everyone, run three naked laps around the track, or admit he's a cross-dressing expert. Watching the Chosen Ones suffer one humiliating public downfall after another as the goddesses' affection for them plummets, Gu Changge grins. "The protagonists? They're all leeks for me to harvest!" Until one day, a reborn Immortal Emperor looks at the beauties behind him and asks in a trembling voice, "Fellow Daoist, who exactly are you?" Gu Changge gives a bashful smile. "I'm just a little Old Sixth passing through."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.