Honkai Impact 3rd: I Am the Imaginary Tree, and from the Start I Picked Up Kiana

Gao Yan, an incarnation of the Imaginary Tree, found Kiana gravely wounded, and his life was thrown into complete chaos.

"Stay away from my vessel, servant!" Sirin's personality appeared in the dead of night, pressing a Void Lance to his throat.

"Look at me, Captain! I'm way more fun than that old fossil!" The Herrscher of Sentience took control of the body and showered him with hearts.

Otto crushed a Soul Steel wineglass in front of the surveillance monitors. "I've spent fifty thousand years laying my plans, and he's playing a personality romance game?!"

Kevin gripped the Judgment of Shamash. "All the Herrscher of the Void's personalities... are fighting over him?"

Einstein knocked over her equation board. "Quantum entanglement can't explain how he's dating four 'girlfriends' at once!"

As the various factions lost their composure, Gao Yan unfolded his Imaginary Domain and gently gathered the bristling Kiana and all her personalities into his arms.

"Let me correct you," he said with a smile to the full-spectrum surveillance system.

"This is called 'personality integration therapy.' To cure my girlfriend's dissociative identity disorder, I first have to get every version of 'her' to willingly live in my heart."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.