Selling Jars at Hogwarts

"Do you often feel anxious about your appearance?"

"A miraculous elixir from the ancient East. Just one pill can stop time and keep you young forever!"

"Want to become an Animagus?"

"The sea's treasure, the Devil Fruit, saves you a whole series of complicated steps. Breathe fire, spit lightning, and transform into a dragon!"

"Still keeping ordinary pets?"

"Try the magical Pokeball. Easily tame all kinds of Magical Creatures, and become the next king of Fantastic Beasts!"

"You can find it all at Hogwarts' jar shop."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.